No moving parts, no batteries.

No monthly payments and no fees;

Inflation proof, nontaxable,

In fact, it's quite relaxable;

It can't be stolen, won't pollute,

One size fits all, do not dilute.

It uses little energy,

But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress,

Invigorate your happiness;

Combats depression, makes you beam,

And elevates your self esteem!

Your circulation it corrects;

Without unpleasant side effects

It is, I think, the perfect drug: